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RE: The Lion's Den - 8/17/2008 10:12:08 PM
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BlessedAngel1983
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I prefer Ben and Jerry's Strawberry New York Cheesecake.
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If you're worried and you can't sleep
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RE: The Lion's Den - 8/17/2008 10:30:17 PM
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zmanfan38
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There you are!!!
I've went through all of my subbed threads and didn't see a new post for The Den and that just didn't sound right.
Hey all!
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RE: The Lion's Den - 8/17/2008 10:57:00 PM
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benelchi
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quote:
ORIGINAL: zmanfan38
*gasp* 
What happened with my bookmarked post with the "application to date my daughter"?
Gotta go look in my bookmarks. 
Copy it quick before the lioness corrupts all of us in the thread again
APPLICATION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
(REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME)
NOTE - This application will be Incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
1. NAME:_________________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH: _______________
2. HEIGHT:___________ WEIGHT: ______IQ: ________GPA: ______
3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: __________________DRIVERS LICENSE #: _____________________
4. BOY SCOUT RANK:_______________________________________
5. HOME ADDRESS: ________________________CITY: ___________________ ZIP __________
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? Yes____ No_______ If NO, explain:_______
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7. Number of years parents married: ___________
8. DO YOU OWN A VAN? ____ A TRUCK WITH OVERSIZED TIRES OR CAMPER SHELL? ____
WATERBED? ______ MOTORCYCLE? _______ TATOO? _____ COLOR ALTERED HAIR? ____
(IF YES TO ANY PART OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY!)
9. In 50 words or less, what does "Late" mean to you? ______________________________________________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________________________________
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10. In 50 words or less, what does "DO NOT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?
____________________________________________________________________________________
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11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?
______________________________________________________________________________________
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12. What church do you attend? ___________________ How often do you attend? _______/ days per week
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, priest or pastor? ___________________
14. Fill in the blanks: Please answer freely - all answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone - I promise):
A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is in the _____________
B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ______________________________
C. A women's place is in the _______________________________________________________
D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is __________________________
E. When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is _____________________________________
(NOTE: If the answer to "E" begins with a B, T, or A, discontinue and leave the premises immediately with your head hung low.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? _________________________________________________
16. Do you plan to attend a Catholic or Christian College? ________ Which one? ____________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.
____________________________________ Signature (That means sign your name)
Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (this action will void this application). If your application is rejected you will be notified by two angels wearing red suits and carrying pitch forks. (You might want to start praying now).
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RE: The Lion's Den - 8/17/2008 11:06:30 PM
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BlessedAngel1983
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Benelchi, would you be offended if we called you Ben?
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If you're worried and you can't sleep
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And you'll fall asleep counting your blessings
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RE: The Lion's Den - 8/17/2008 11:15:09 PM
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BlessedAngel1983
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I cannot tell a lie.
It wasn't me.
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Reflecting with Terri
If you're worried and you can't sleep
Just count your blessings instead of sheep
And you'll fall asleep counting your blessings
AKA AngelInWaiting1983
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RE: The Lion's Den - 8/17/2008 11:15:12 PM
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benelchi
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quote:
ORIGINAL: AngelInWaiting1983
Benelchi, would you be offended if we called you Ben?
Depends on which thread we are in, if it is this one that yes I would.
Before you decide to do that, I should warn you: "ben el chi" means "son of the living God", but "ben" just means "son", people might think of you as an old lady if you go around calling me "son"!
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RE: The Lion's Den - 8/17/2008 11:16:36 PM
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BlessedAngel1983
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Benelchi it is then.
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Reflecting with Terri
If you're worried and you can't sleep
Just count your blessings instead of sheep
And you'll fall asleep counting your blessings
AKA AngelInWaiting1983
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